Confession of a Wanna-Be

The following list of descriptions depict various wanna-be's. You are welcome to read them for pure entertainment. But they also serve as some of the scripts for the GROWBY game of Psycho-Babble. This is an apt illustration of how versatile GROWBY can be.

Confession of a Wanna-Be Shrinking Violent

I think a definition is in order here: "shrink" refers to a psycho-therapist in any form; adding "ing" turns it into a gerund-adjective [sic] here; "violent" [sic] here is used as a noun. What this all means is: by subjecting myself to the treatment of shrinks, I am turning a bit violent (which has another perverted meaning here). It is no more than playing with words to make the phrase sound catchy - so don't read too much into it.

Besides the definition above. I also need to give you a bit of background first. You see, I was a victim of some very traumatic experience and in dire need of counseling. I was so desperate I would take help in any form. So I have tried quite a few shrinks: be they psychiatrists, psychologists, psych-students, occupational therapists, even plain laymen.

More to be continued...

Confession of a Wanna-Be Writer

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Confession of a Wanna-Be Hero

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Confession of a Wanna-Be Pianist

My little sister's kindergarten home-room teacher Miss M came to visit at our home. She brought a magical book which colored by itself when brushed with water. This was the first time I had ever seen any coloring book, magical or plain. Why couldn't I have such a wonderful teacher?

Well, it turned out that Miss M did not pay her visit because of my sister. She came because she wanted to teach me piano. I did not know about this till many years later, when I overheard my Mom mentioning it to a neighbor. Ever since then I had been yearning to play the piano. Don't ask me why - I have never cared for those music classes; I was never interested in singing those silly kiddy songs...

More to be continued...

Confession of a Wanna-Be Freedom Fighter

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Confession of a Wanna-Be Saint

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Confession of a Wanna-Be Revolutionist

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Confession of a Wanna-Be Conformist

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Confession of a Wanna-Be Top Student

By all accounts, Christina should have been the top student. She is bright; she is outgoing; she is studious; she is far better educated; she is the class-monitor; she is the teachers' favorite; the list is endless...

As with all top prizes, there is a price to be paid...

More to be continued...

Confession of a Wanna-Be Elitist

I was invited to a party where everybody except me comes from a privileged family. The guests were taking turn describing their pet peeves:

By the time when it was my turn, I was so intimidated I could only blurb out the honest truth: "I was so deprived growing up I could not afford a pet peeve!" Everybody thought I was such a comedian ...

More to be continued...

Confession of a Wanna-Be Uni-Bomber

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Confession of a Wanna-Be Genius

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Confession of a Wanna-Be Hermit

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